A MANIFEST OF SLIME:
Other lifestyle magazines might make suggestions. Or pride themselves on being the cutting edge of what “Doctors Don’t Want You To Know”.... What we do here at Goop (the real one) is make demands. By reading this you’ve already completed Step 1 of a multistep self actualizing-self improvement plan. What is our end goal? That’s something that hopefully the two of us will discover together eventually on a moon-lit stroll on the beach while we braid seaweed in each other’s hair…
Where do you see yourself in 30-40 years? By the year 2063, I have aspirations to be America’s Next Crypt Keeper. By then live mummification technology will have advanced so far that the competition may be stiff…
