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KCC: August 2023 - Jason X


For you viewing recommendation this month: JASON X 

Now I know what you’re thinking,” Kel this is the 10th entry of a long running franchise there’s no way I’ll be able to follow the plot”. Don’t worry about it. Because this Friday the 13th movie does things a little differently… 

Because for starters it’s not purely a slasher, It's more like what if our good friend Jason Voorhees was an understudy for the Xenomorphs from Aliens. But everyone is dressed like live-action-y2k-scooby doo. Truly this movie has everything, nipple tweaking, accidental space 9/11, a dominatrix android, and enough wet and sticky gore to tide you over for the next time you get a taste for it. Literally nothing bad would have happened if they just listened to a woman but it's almost forgivable because it's a silly little movie with a run time of 1 hour 32 min. Have some beers or a bowl with your friends and spend the evening in with Mr. Voorhees

Quick Miscellaneous Recs: 

Dead Ringers (2023). The milf from the mummy (Rachel Weiss) plays twins in a mini series reimagining of the Cronenberg film. Features live birth, dyke drama, and Rachel…Twice? 

For the Gamers: 

Kentucky Route Zero (2013/2020). A point and click adventure game .  Ambient rain sounds included along with some lovely bluegrass. Builds an immersive atmosphere with charming geometric visuals.